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BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO BE NEW TWITTER CEO

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 In an unprecedented move my reporters have discovered that Elon Musk will step down as CEO of Twittter and be replaced by none other than former President Donald Trump. Suspicions arose when NYPD began condoning off the sidewalks in front of many of NYC's high rises explaining they had been advised by top police brass to expect an " astronomical increase of jumpers " within the next several hours. The city is also quietly increasing the number of operators for the regions suicide hotline by 50,000. NY Governor Hochul tried to downplay rumors as she stood on a railing 86 floors up, visibly upset smoking a cigarette and drinking wine from a box More updates as details emerge

Christmas Superstorm

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  This Christmas Eve will see one of the strongest land-based storms (non-tropical) in decades from the Ohio Valley to the Northeast. Blizzard conditions, hurricane force winds, flooding rains and ice are all on tap for millions of unsuspecting holiday revelers in at least a dozen states. Look for conditions to rapidly deteriorate by Thursday.  Remember. You were warned

Some great nicknames from my neighborhood in the Bronx

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  Here is a short list of some intriguing nicknames from my neighborhood in the Bronx.  There was: Louie Squash, Hoontz, Fat Joe, Porky, Stinky, Eddie Mush (the jinx from Bronx Tale), Robbo Bullshitter to his closet friends busting balls but other wise known as Robert Kill (My cousin), Johnny Kill, Tommy Pissclam, Ghost, Billy Bop, Fat Motherfu-king Perry, Mousey (Because he moved as quietly as he was buglerizing your house), Funeral Director Joe Botti (lol. That was his real name), Joe Joe Arms (Gun shot in the head in a Bronx Tale), Tommy Cheese Ass, That's just a few

Is the Mojahedin ( MEK) Organization a Cult?

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Mahsa Amini The Mojahedin-e-Khaleq ( MEK) is being bandied about as a viable successor to the Islamic Republic which is now tottering on collapse following nationwide protests the began some 80 days ago with the murder of 22 year old Mahsa Amini , an Iranian woman beaten to death by Iran's notorious Morality Police for not wearing the hijab correctly. The people of Iran have been protesting daily since then  calling on the Irainan Republic and the mullahs step down. The protests have taken the notice of many of the world's leaders who are seeking a solution to the current animosities. One solution being talked about is having the mullahs leave government and have the Mujahedin-e-Khaleq (MEK) take over its reins of government BIG MISTAKE!!! FIRST OF ALL:  The  MEK is considered a  terrorist organization who will use any  means to gain what they percieve as ends( It was labeled a terrorist group but that label was removed by the US government to ensure the group...

A warning to the Islamic Regime in Iran

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  Just a friendly warning to the Islamic Regime. Think long before even placing a finger on this guy. He has entered into all of our hearts. If you dare touch a single hair on his head there will be an uproar the likes of which you have never seen before and never dreamed! Leave him alone. Don't try us! We are 8 billion strong! Don't even think about it

"I am Jesus Christ. You are A F---ing Imbecile"

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] was working on NYC EMS 18 Young one night. We get a call for an EDP, ( Emotionally Disturbed Person), non-violent. We get there and there's a white male long hair and beard about 30 who flags us down. I down the window. " Can I help you, Sir?" I ask "Yes, I'm hearing voices" nice and calm I get out of the ambulance, help him up, sit him on the bench and seat belt him in " Sir. I need to get some information. What is your name?" " Jesus Christ" " OK. And your birthday?" with a half a grin on my face " October 22, 1979" I exclaim  " Wait! Jesus was born on December 25" He slowly and calmly turns to me and says " Your a real fucking imbecile"

Donald Trump and the Second Coming

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  I live in New York City where a landlord is held in less esteme than an undertaker so do not take this as a defense of Donald Trump. I think we all need to think about the ramifications of Trump being imprisoned. First of all he has a large number of supporters. They are frequently described as deplorables, nuts, cult members. Putting him in jail would probably elevate him to the status of martyr riveled only by Jesus Christ in minds of tens of millions of his supporters. Many of them would be transformed from deplorable to fanatic, rabid deplorables. It would energize them more than anything else one could imagine. Think of this. If Jesus Christ had not been crucified would He be be held in such veneration over the course of 2000 year. Another concern is that many unscrupulous republican politicians ( oxymoron not intended) will feed off of the anger of those millions of rabid Trump supporters like sharks a dead whale. Most will try to out-Trump each other until we're saddled wi...

" Mom dies leaves 6 kids behind as witnesses"

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  I was working a rare morning shift when we received a call for a cardiac arrest, CPR being performed by the victim's daughter. Lights and sirens screaming we pull up to the building in no more than 2 minutes. We hustle up to the apartment where the door is opened. We walk inside. I look to my left into the bedroom and see a woman on the floor on her back. Doing chest compressions is a girl approximately 12 years hold. I gently take the girl by the arm and move her out of the way and as I do I see 5 children probably between 5 and 10 years old looking on, mouths agape and eyes stretched wide open, trying to comprehend the scene before them. None crying.. I look down at the woman, do a quick check and immediately see that the woman must have died hours before during the night as when I put my hand on her chest and it was cold as ice. I tried to pick up her chin to close her mouth: Rigor Mortis  (we had specific guidelines who we could pronounce dead: those obviously dead from ...

" The patient had a seizure. He`s post-coitus"

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Me and Steve are working EMS unit 18 Young one night. We get a call for an unconscious on 148st and 8th Avenue. NYFD gets there first. We get our equipment and start up the stairs. On the way up we run into the firemen coming down. NYFD lieutenant: " Yeah. He had a seizure. He's post-coitus" I turn my head and look at Steve and he's laughing so I bust out laughing" FD lieutenant: "What's so funny?" his voice defensive Me: " Lou. The patient is post-ictal. Post coitus is the cigarette you smoke after going to bed with you wife" Red as Hell he pushes past me " I signed up as a firefighter not a fucking nurse"

Nancy Pelosi About To Start WWIII. TODAY! NOW!

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  Who in the Hell gave Nancy Pelosi the authority to make a stop in Taiwan on her trip to Asia. Did she decide this all by herself? Is this lady that maniacal to stop at one of the most hotly contested countries in the world like she was stopping off for a day at Disneyworld? Currently she is in the air over the Pacific presumably to head a delegation to Asia with a stop into Taiwan. The Chinese warn they have the right to shoot her damned plane out of the sky. AND I DON'T THEY ARE JOKING! In a matter of hours we could  seeing the greatest world threat since the Cuban Missle Crisis with a much, much different and catastrophic ending. This geriatric upstart is at this moment playing a game of chicken with China. Will she back down and not go to Taiwan? I think she's to damn narcissistic. Even if she decides to back down the US come out with a black eye of shame. If China backs down.... don't raise your hopes on that. Looks like we have a chance of going to sleep tonight and ...

World Bank Tells Sri Lanka" Go To Hell"

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 The World Bank says it has no new plans to help out Sri Lanka from circling the drain unless it comes up with a better macroeconomic plan Translated into English this means: Cut back on government on government spending especially that which are geared to helping the poor ( their logic: " Hey 1/2 of the people are starving. 1/3 is not such a big reach") Privitation: Sri Lanka Airlines bring in $1.9 billion a year. "Sell it off to private investors for $100" Open up the economy. Let speculative money flood into the country. That will raise foreign reserves so you can buy more crap ( they don't say that should something minor happen, like a monk tripping over a dog chain  and spraining an ankle, will lead to a flight of capital out of the country overnight that will send their currency  falling  so fast you'll be better off using it for toilet paper in a few days) I damn with all my heart the IMF, WORLD BANK AND EVEN IN DEATH THEIR DEMIGOD MILTON FREIDMAN AN...

Satanic Forces Cause Sri Lanka Crisis

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All eyes are on Sri Lanka right now as economic devastation racks the country from end to end. But if your going to point fingers at the government don't to forget to point one or two at the International MONETARY FUND. his organization has tossed every damned country it has ever lent to into such turmoil it actually seems like they do it on purpose, like some Satanic institution determined to cause abject misery for every country who accepts their blood money and thus  signs their soul away as if to the Devil wrote the comnitions. Then you'll have a better undertanding of why Sri Lanka and all the other countries that deal with the Satan International Monetary Fund are headed the same way. And there are many.

Elation in Sri Lanka May not last long. Danger ahead!

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  Today millions of people are rejoicing in Sri Lanka at the resignation of Prime Minister Panil Wickremesinghe. The country has been plunged into chaos by economic devastation that has seen widespread food and fuel shortages, cuts in power and electricity sometimes lasting 12 hours a day, crippling inflation and even scarcity of medication to treat the most serious diseases. Lines for petrol snaked for miles through the streets u til the government outlawed sales to anyone but essential services like police, fire and EMS. Millions of people have taken to the streets in jubilation that the reigning government is now gone But what comes next? Who will emerge to take charge? Will it be the military who will restore calm using tactics, well that  militaries usually do? Will a military strongman come to power and install autocratic rule and put a clamp on democracy? Will it be a civilian government set on honoring all that democracy has to offer? Whomever is in charge is going to ...

BREAKING NEWS!: Mass shooting at parade in Illinois

This is what the second ammendment looks like  Mass shooting in Illinois Leaves 6 dead and 24 injured. Victims were attending a 4th of July parade This American is no longer shocked but infuriated 

Trump's Legacy: America's Rapid Descent into Lunacy and Irreverence

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  I've lived in the United States all my 59 years and always had my doubts regarding the sagacity of its masses. It has always been a place where lies and bullshit were swallowed in gulps like thoughtless alligators while the truth saw so little sunlight if it were a person it would be severely vitamin D deficient. A place where the majority are still not convinced the world is round but too embarressed to admit it. Its been that way all my life and I had gotten fairly used to it up until the past several years. I feel as if I am now on an out of control merry-go-round which is going faster and faster while it is surrounded by a brick wall. This country has completely lost it, sort of like the dancing hysteria of the middle ages. Let me try to explain what I mean First of all there was the election of Donald Trump as President. Now I can go on endlessly pointing lunacy after lunacy committed by this man but I'll point just one thing out.THE MAN WAS A LANDLORD! An upscale slumlo...

Taliban Applauds US on Abortion Ruling.

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  The United States just got a big thumbs up from the Taliban in Afghanistan for its decision to ban abortion as a federally protected right in America. Abdul Kaloa Shite Doofus , head of Afghanistan’s largest library boasting 7 books said: It is a great day for America. They have finally seen the light. I have no doubt it stems from Americans close proximity to Afghans for the past twenty years. Next is taking away the right to vote for all these second class citizens”. Funny that those 12th century misfits religion allows abortion up to I believe 20 weeks.  I don’t care what anyone says I will never leave New York to live with the population of Religious nuts that inhabit vast areas of the country 

How to REALLY survive a subway ride

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 These are some tips to surviving a subway ride iǹ NYC I learned when I was in my teens living in the Bronx: If it is late at night or if you come to a deserted platform, STAY IN SIGHT OF THE TOKEN BOOTH CLERK UNTIL THE TRAIN ARRIVES! When riding the train always: Ride the first car with the motorman or the middle car with the conductor NEVER EVER RIDE THE LAST CAR That's it. Follow these simple instructions for a safe trip every time

Magnetic Storm Headed Towards Earth

944 WOXX10 KWNP 150426 WARSUD Space Weather Message Code: WARSUD Serial Number: 191 Issue Time: 2022 Jun 15 0420 UTC WARNING: Geomagnetic Sudden Impulse expected Valid From: 2022 Jun 15 0425 UTC Valid To: 2022 Jun 15 0525 UTC IP Shock Passage Observed: 2022 Jun 15 0400 UTC www.swpc.noaa.gov/noaa-scales-explanation # Issued by the US Dept. of Commerce, NOAA, Space Weather Prediction Center # Recent messages, data, and help at http://swpc.noaa.gov/alerts/ # Send questions to SWPC.Webmaster@noaa.gov For more info. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomagnetic_storm

Gas prices have risen to $5.00 a gallon. My solution?

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 Use this

Biden changes tune on Saudi Arabia

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                             Adann Khashoggi.                                   Recently US President Joe Biden praised Saudi Arabia for the cease fire in Yemen  https://www.reuters.com/world/white-house-praises-saudi-crown-prince-ahead-expected-biden-trip-2022-06-02/ I guess he forgot his vow when Vice-Resident to make Saudi Arabia a “pariah” after the journalist contributor  to the Washington Post Adann Khashaggi was lured into the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul where he was killed and dismembered Brooklyn style on orders of the Saudi Government.  https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/22881937/biden-saudi-arabia-mbs-khashoggi-yemen-human-rights That’s the US. A pragmatism that makes the United States like like nothing but a bunch of hypocrites.

Police Chief’s account of his actions border on the absurd

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I’ve been reading Police Chief’s Pete Addendondo’s account of his actions on the day of the Robb Elementary school shooting and they have struck me as so bizarre they border on the absurd! He left his radios outside because the “ wip-antenna” hit him on the side? Is he kidding me!!!  He didn’t know he was in charge? Chief means you, yes you Chief are in fact in charge! Did he think the custodian with the keys were in charge? He denies ordering the other officers to stand down by saying  I didn’t order anything”? I mean for Gods sake his explanations are on par with a firefighter refusing to pour water on a fire because the house was freshly painted! This man needs a psych evaluation ASAP along with anyone who believes him

Your American Civil Rights in Mexico

Welcome to Mexico! Her are some things to think regarding your civil rights rights if your heading to Mexico for a great time this summer  - you don’t have the right to a lawyer - You don’t have the right to make a phone call - You don’t have a constitutional right to flip a cop the bird  -You do not have  the right to remain silent - You do not have the right against cruel and unusual punishment -You have no right against unreasonable search and seizure  Remember in a foreign country your rights are what THEY GIVE YOU.  So have fun but use you head

She walks in beauty like the night

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Lord Byron's beautiful poem opens with the line "She walks in beauty like the night', one of the most beautiful sentences I have ever read. But oh, how I wish he had used "silence" instead of beauty, thus  " She walks in silence like the night" which gives such a more haunting image.

This photo says more about the Texas School Shooting Than a thousand official statements

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Legal System of Bribery Caused Texas School Shooting: NRA

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  For those who are looking to point fingers at those responsible for the Texas school shooting save the middle finger for the US system that tolerates outright bribery in the name of Lobbying Political Officials. A lobbyist is a professional whose job is advocating for a particular cause for a client or individual. These people have direct and frequent contact with the politicians who run our government. And they come with pockets full of cash to help their cause along. Practically every large corporation employs lobbyists to advocate for their business and loads of cash to grease the road to legislation that is interest to his/her client. Lobbying is a 9 billion industry in the United States Take the NRA for example. Like a ghetto building has roaches does the NRA have lobbyists and they will throw money around like drunk men at a topless joint. Only difference is that the lobbyists get something at the end of the night.  The NRA lobbies against any gun legislation no matter...

More Than Cowardice in Uvalde School Massacre

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 I do not accept the popular theory currently that it was just a case of mass cowardice that led the police to delay entry into that classroom in Uvalde leaving 19 children to be slaughtered. When bad things happen there's usually an explanation. When the absurd occurs, the explanation most likely may not be the most likely explanation. For me it starts with a photo of Chief Pete Arredondo: Look closely at his left arm. See those stripes? Each one represents 5 years of service. Hard to see but it looks to me to be at least 5, maybe 6. That means this officer had 25-30 years experience as a law enforcement agent. Three decades on the force and he screws up, not in  normal fashion but so extraordinarily that it borders on the absurd. He decided to handle the situation as a barricaded perpetrator when clearly, in every way it simply was not so. Why was it not so? First, ok it was a barricaded perpetrator but that perpetrator was not some guy holed up in his home trying to avoid a...

21 Children Dead In School Shooting.The 2nd Amendment has got to go

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  It is with a very heavy heart and a gnawing sense of anger that I report the tragedy of 21 children and 2 adults have been massacred in a school shooting Uvalde, Texas. Apparently a deranged 18-year-old walked into the school indiscriminately shooting students between the ages of 6 and 9 years old. Police, including Border Patrol units nearby killed the shooter as he barricaded himself in a room. Apparently, the suspect shot and critically wounded his grandmother before going on the rampage. Reactions has been swift with people all over the world sending condolence's and the ever present "sending thoughts and prays" which after so many past school massacres ring hollow as the inevitable government response that "something has got to be done". Nothing ever is.  And every year or so the same damn thing happens and the same damn bullshit rides again and again nothing is done. Already there are clashes on such platforms such as Twitter with outraged citizenry dema...

invasion of Ukraine Live

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Click the link for a live, streaming shot of Maiden Square, Kyiv. If Russia was to invade Ukraine, you'll have front row tickets to the event LIVE: View of Maidan square in Kyiv, Ukraine - YouTube

US continues to goad Russia into attacking Ukraine

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  For some apparent reason the United States appears hell bent on provoking Russia into invading Ukraine. The White House has been incessantly beating the war drums for more than a month now. True, Putin has amassed an incredible number of soldiers and artillery on 3 sides of Ukraine's border but this appears more of a head-fake by Putin to draw the United States and its NATO allies into a position "put up or shut up" when it comes to Ukrainian sovereignty. For some reason NATO and the US in particular have a pressing need for war to break out in the region, whether to draw attention away from our bumbling president or to garner more dinero for the huge military- industrial complex. As of right now my opinion is that whether there's war or not it is the United States, particularly its babbling President who will end up holding the dirty side of the stick as far as history is concerned

Canadian Truckers on the Move for Freedom and an End to Hypocrisy

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  Truckers in Canada rail against mandates that forced them to either be vaccinated or quarantine after returning from delivering goods to the United States. Little did these truckers know that they would lift a veil exposing an entrenched hypocrisy more virulent than any virus and infecting governments, media and corporations world-wide. Governments that stood by and watched and in instances actively joined those who lit anything flammable afire including homes and police cars; who "knelt in unison" with those who smashed windows to take along all they could carry, who walked arm-in arm with those who assaulted, maimed and, in instances killed those who offered a counter opinion, now call for the weight of the government to squash their "rebellion", confiscate their trucks, freeze them out by confiscating their petrol, even poking holes in the bouncy houses the protesters put up to entertain children. And what crimes have the truckers committed besides displacing t...

Putin's Playbook in Ukraine

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  bbc.com The Putin Playbook for Ukraine 1) Demand, Do Not Ask!!!!! 2) Make Your Line in the Sand! 3) Don't give an inch as someone in the West Will Offer You Something You Had Not Before! Russia has Putin. We have Biden. That's like the US sending Carrot Top against Kasporav in a chess championship.

Snow-cane to the East Coast!!!!! incredible numbers! Very dangerous situation!

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 A very dangerous situation is developing on the East Coast including NYC and the entire Tri-State region. A fierce Nor'easter is taking shape which may include wind gusts to hurricane strength, temperatures in the teens and 2-3 feet of snow!!!! Get up early, go to the grocery and gas up the cars. THIS APEARS TO BE SHAPING UP TO BE A PARTICULARY DANGEROUS SITUATION! IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT, DON'T!

Major Winter Strom Targeting the East Coast!

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  A major winter storm, possibly historic is taking aim at the East Coast starting Friday and continuing into Sunday afternoon. Wind gusts of 60-70 mph combined with temperatures in the teens along with 1 plus feet of snow will make travel dangerous especially along the Northan NJ Coast, NYC, Long Island, Coastal Connecticut up to Boston. Driving will be perilous and mostly banned in these areas. Please use EXTREME caution if travelling about. This be a long duration event, 24 hours plus, Snow should begin to taper off Sunday evening Updates to follow

Blizzard For NYC This Weekend?

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  Computer models strongly suggest heavy snow this weekend. Do not be surprised to see "Blizzard" warnings posted for NYC and Long Island

US Busting Balls on Ukraine. Ridiculous

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Ukraine is only a problem to the White House right now. Putin will not invade. There's no benefit. The White House is causing all the trouble shipping all those arms to Ukraine. Zelensky is trying to goad the US into helping get Crimea back but that is not going to happen. Forget the EU and sanctions. Germany and France, the two biggest EU countries get 40% of their gas from Russia. Why does it surprise anyone that Germany will not allow arm shipments from or through its country?  Putin does not like NATO crawling up his ass. Remember Cuba in 1962? 90 Miles off the coast? Think of Russian missiles deployed to Tiajuana and how we would react. Hell, they wouldn't have to even fire them. Just toss them over the fence. Similar to what the US is doing arming Ukraine to the teeth and dangling NATO like a carrot to Zelensky.   

NYPD Officer shot, partner critically wounded in Harlem

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  An  NYPD  officer assigned to the 32nd precinct in Harlem were shot and killed tonight while responding to a domestic violence call on 135 street and Lenox Ave, across the street from Harlem Hospital. His partner was also shot and is fighting for his life. The suspect was shot and killed by a third officer