Thoughts Out Of Season

Rumors are swirling in Hades that President Obama invited the Dark One himself to a midnight breakfast at the White House just prior to the announcement of his deal with Iran. Unnamed sources state a visitor arrived one night several months ago at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. He was described as approximately 7.5 feet tall with fiery eyes and a blood-red skin complexion. He and Obama spoke for approximately 3 hours before the towering visitor asked to use the bathroom. Shortly after staff heard a loud "pop" and began to smell sulfa. Upon breaking down the door they found the bathroom empty except for a copy of Machiavelli's "The Prince" written in crayon.

A person hopped the fence at the White House just a little while ago and was quickly apprehended. Early reports that it was Marc Rubio discounted by authorities stating the fence was too high for Lil Marc to get over

Rumors are swirling in Hades and throughout the World that President Obama invited the Dark One himself to a midnight brunch at the White House just prior to the announcement of the President's upcoming  deal with Iran. Unamed sources state a visitor arrived one night several months ago at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. He was describes as approximately 7.5 feet tall with fiery eyes and a complexion resembling a cross between Charles Manson and OJ Simpson. He and Obama spoke for approximately 3 hours before the towering visitor asked to use the bathroom. Shortly after staff heard a loud "pop" and began to smell sulfur. Upon breaking down the door they found the bathroom empty except for a copy of Maciavelli's "The Prince" with a forward by Fredrick Nietzsche.White House officials were quick to respond calling the rumors "absurd". One staffer, Barvetta Singletary told the assembled press " Come on. That's so stupid. Everyone knows that only head...