How to REALLY survive a subway ride

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 These are some tips to surviving a subway ride iǹ NYC I learned when I was in my teens living in the Bronx:

If it is late at night or if you come to a deserted platform, STAY IN SIGHT OF THE TOKEN BOOTH CLERK UNTIL THE TRAIN ARRIVES!

When riding the train always:

Ride the first car with the motorman or the middle car with the conductor

NEVER EVER RIDE THE LAST CAR

That's it. Follow these simple instructions for a safe trip every time

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