Thoughts Out Of Season

Come on people of the World tell us the the truth your laughing a the entire United States. Presidential election coming up and what do we have to offer? A man who thinks New Mexico should be fenced off from the rest of the state's because [sic] "That's where all the new Mexicans come from, a party that is pro- life up until the child is born then don't care if he's starved, schooled or educated. On the other side we have a woman, a strong defender of women's rights who has taken millions from governments where she is whipped if she looks down on herself while showering. She has lied so many times Lucifer is worried to eternal life that she will pass him. These here the two people running for the highest office in the land. People here are so ashamed that pedestrian accidents have become epidemic because most people are to dejected to raise their heads when crossing the street, Macy's is having a win or lose sale and most of our military is considering mo...

In a press conference from deep inside the bowels of Hell, Lucifer congratulated Euro zone members for austerity measures that have kept the pits of Hades constantly ablaze with the addition of new souls . "I myself could not have dreamed up a more perfect scenario. Why I'm having to pay my lower devils double and triple overtime just to keep up with the new arrivals each day". The Devil said that austerity measures heaped on countries like Spain, Greece, Portugal, Italy, etc... have made the Zone a veritable "hell-on-earth". "19 million people out of work, a quarter of the population under 25 jobless, grinding poverty, no growth in the economy, no hope of things getting any better. All these combined should keep Me running at top capacity for years to come!". When asked if He had eyes on those that have insisted on pushing these austerity measures, the King of Darkness responded, "In the end I'll get them. They'll be much more fun. Why? ...