Thoughts Out Of Season

Iran, considered one of the most sour-pussed countries on the face of the earth, has proposed legalizing marijuana for sale and consumption . Surprising for a country where anyone who is even suspected of having a good time is subject to public lashing. The country began considering the new law after the supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei hitched a ride with 3 Dutchman driving a 1969 Volvo van after his car broke down. Upon arriving at his destination Khamenei surprised both his handlers and passerby by exiting the vehicle and exclaiming "Man it's so damn bright out here", the first time he was ever heard to speak the English language. Talks soon began in parliament which was overseen by the Grand Ayatollah while munching on a 10 piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. One lawmaker stood up to denounce the proposed legalization as "Un-Islamic" ( he leaves behind 12 wives, 48 children and a cockerspanial named Rocky). Things went pretty smoothly thereafter. ...

 Imagine a country supposedly so advanced as the United States that allows religion to have the slightest impact on politics. It must be the fact that three-quarters of our population are utter imbeciles that can't rely on themselves,but need the hope of the beyond as a salve for their dreary, forgettable, hum-drum lives . Want to see how people live in lands based on religion, try taking a look at such other countries as Iran. Iraq, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, or states like Tennessee, etc, where people live their lives adhering to ghost stories that should have been put to rest the moment man began to paint on cave walls. Would you like to live in one of them? By grace, no you wouldn't, gosh no. Imagine a supposedly intelligent race of beings believing in such bunk. You  tell me " They speak the Truth" (whatever the hell that is)!Then: If true then how do you explain atro...