Thoughts Out Of Season

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Self proclaimed ambassador to North Korea Dennis "Worm" Rodman chastised President Obama for not giving Korean dictator and all around nice guy Kim Jong un a call to try and diffuse tensions between the two countries.The North Korean leader tried to explain to Rodman,  "Dennis, I don't want to do war. I like be leader. I have electricity, I have Internet, I have lot of food. It is good to be leader. If I do war, yes 3 or 4 Americans may die but then I be leader of country that is all flat and smoking, no Internet, no electricity, no food. I will have to live then like all the rest of the people in my country, miserable and starving". Apparently Rodman, who graduated college Magna Cum Moron could not see that the North Korean leader was not voicing another bluster of war but was actually begging Rodman to intercede between the US President and himself before a squadron of B52's came flying over his country dropping loads of metal designed to restor...

I think that Kim Jong un has become on of the world's biggest pain's in the ass. Every time some little fourteen year old school girl catches his eye he pretends to go on the warpath in hopes she will  become so enamored with him, that she'll, in Rod Stewart's famous words, "spread your wings and let me cum inside". He has been known to go to great lengths to impress the ladies. For example, one night Shin mi up, a local high school sophomore was sitting with Kim watching  a biography of Pope John Paul II when the camera crew panned the gold leafed Sistine chapel. Shin, impressed by the beauty of the place crooned "wow, what a beautiful building". Turning around she saw Kim's face flush with anger. A moment later Kim demanded a telephone from one of his emaciated servants, Telephone  delivered, Kim propped it up in his lap and dialed the operator. The following conversation, translated into English for our American readers went something like thi...