Austerity Measures in Europe Working Says Lucifer
In a press conference from deep inside the bowels of Hell, Lucifer congratulated Euro zone members for austerity measures that have kept the pits of Hades constantly ablaze with the addition of new souls . "I myself could not have dreamed up a more perfect scenario. Why I'm having to pay my lower devils double and triple overtime just to keep up with the new arrivals each day". The Devil said that austerity measures heaped on countries like Spain, Greece, Portugal, Italy, etc... have made the Zone a veritable "hell-on-earth". "19 million people out of work, a quarter of the population under 25 jobless, grinding poverty, no growth in the economy, no hope of things getting any better. All these combined should keep Me running at top capacity for years to come!". When asked if He had eyes on those that have insisted on pushing these austerity measures, the King of Darkness responded, "In the end I'll get them. They'll be much more fun. Why? ...