Thoughts Out Of Season

  The United States just got a big thumbs up from the Taliban in Afghanistan for its decision to ban abortion as a federally protected right in America. Abdul Kaloa Shite Doofus , head of Afghanistan’s largest library boasting 7 books said: It is a great day for America. They have finally seen the light. I have no doubt it stems from Americans close proximity to Afghans for the past twenty years. Next is taking away the right to vote for all these second class citizens”. Funny that those 12th century misfits religion allows abortion up to I believe 20 weeks.  I don’t care what anyone says I will never leave New York to live with the population of Religious nuts that inhabit vast areas of the country 

Police in Yorktown, NY are looking at the possibility that junior members of the terrorist group ISIS, also known as MM-ISIS or Mini Me-ISIS,drew first blood on American soil when they found a beheaded goat and other dead dairy and poultry animals scattered around a local reservoir This reporter shot right over to the scene but was kept from approaching by police but I did speak to a local man, a butcher who works around the corner from where the carcasses were found and this is what he had to say: " I tella the police thata the animals fell offa the truck while we were making a delivery but he tella me go home and minda mine own abusiness". Yorktown police have called in members of HomeLand Security to assist in the investigation. Further details to follow http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/08/26/beheaded-goat-other-dead-animals-found-in-yorktown/