Thoughts Out Of Season

 In an unprecedented move my reporters have discovered that Elon Musk will step down as CEO of Twittter and be replaced by none other than former President Donald Trump. Suspicions arose when NYPD began condoning off the sidewalks in front of many of NYC's high rises explaining they had been advised by top police brass to expect an " astronomical increase of jumpers " within the next several hours. The city is also quietly increasing the number of operators for the regions suicide hotline by 50,000. NY Governor Hochul tried to downplay rumors as she stood on a railing 86 floors up, visibly upset smoking a cigarette and drinking wine from a box More updates as details emerge

Come on people of the World tell us the the truth your laughing a the entire United States. Presidential election coming up and what do we have to offer? A man who thinks New Mexico should be fenced off from the rest of the state's because [sic] "That's where all the new Mexicans come from, a party that is pro- life up until the child is born then don't care if he's starved, schooled or educated. On the other side we have a woman, a strong defender of women's rights who has taken millions from governments where she is whipped if she looks down on herself while showering. She has lied so many times Lucifer is worried to eternal life that she will pass him. These here the two people running for the highest office in the land. People here are so ashamed that pedestrian accidents have become epidemic because most people are to dejected to raise their heads when crossing the street, Macy's is having a win or lose sale and most of our military is considering mo...

In my 53 years I have never seen an election cycle like the one being played out present. It's as if the Asylum for the Politically Insane was closed following an expose by Rivera and all the inmates were let loose to run the corridors of government. Geraldo First the GOP primaries. Included are a real estate magnate who's initial chances of winning the primary were about as good as a Twinkie surviving  unmolested at a Weight Watcher's meeting; then there was Ted Cruz who lost on nothing more superficial than he had a face that parents used to scare their children to sleep. We had Marco Rubio who drew almost unanimous suspicion for the strange lump that always stuck out from the back of his jacket. It only made matters worse for him when the Press discovered it was a backpack he used for the middle school he was attending at the time.There was Kasich (pronounced "case-itch" or "case-ick") who was invited to an Italian neighborhood and then goes ...

Ladies and Gentlemen, please take a moment,sit back and think about something. How many other candidates for president would have survived such vicious, constant attacks against him such as Donald Trump has had to endure since declaring his bid for the presidency? How many other contenders would still be leading by far in the polls by this time? Not many.  Probably not a one. Now let me ask you: Is it due to Trump's charisma? His tenacity, courage in standing up against his detractors? His views on affairs? Partly. But the number one reason Trump is not only still in the race but leaving all the others in the dust is YOU!!!!! YOU HAVE STOOD BY YOUR CANDIDATE AND HAVE REFUSED TO BE SWAYED BY AN ENDLESS BUNCH OF BUNCO ARTISTS WHO WOULD HAVE LOVED TO BRING TRUMP DOWN BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FIT THE MOLD OF THE AVERAGE POLITICAL BS ARTISTS. IT IS YOU, THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE FINALLY AWAKENED TO YOUR POWER AS THE DRIVING FORCE IN POLITICS! PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT! TELL IT TO Y...

The media is having a field day busting Donald Trumps balls over whether Muslims in America celebrated the attacks on the World Trade Center. As for me, I didn't see any maybe because I was there providing medical care to other first responders. Why don't we ask The Washington Post or CNN . At the same time why not ask about the difference between celebrating and murderous Muslims? Why not ask Hillary?

Donald Trump, the frequent target of a media posse that would dig to China to find something on him is under fire for using an elephant at a rally which is owned by a man convicted of animal abuse. Trump had no comment about the animal but did confess to once using a pen that belonged to Charles Manson's 14th cousin Marilyn to sign a lease at Trump Plaza in New York. Said Trump "I asked if someone had a pen and some creepy looking guy handed one to me. I had no idea who he was related to". "Since that time" Trump said" I use only pencils that haven't been sharpened yet, just in case"