Thoughts Out Of Season

Reports coming in state hostages being held in town of Roubaix, France w ith shots being fired. Initial reports claim possible robbery gone awry. More to come.

Up to 1729 are now known dead after Syria lobbed nerve gas at several sleeping communities in Syria. This would make it one of the worst Chemical Weapons attacks in history. France is currently calling for armed intervention to prevent other such attacks. US President Obama doing what he does best at times of crisis, shrugs shoulders and lifts palms to heaven.

The French, never one to look in the mirror in search of the cause of their trouble have gone after their old standby punching bags, the Jews who they claim back every bank for the European Central Bank to the Mississippi Savings and Trust in Biloxi; dictate all decisions put forth by the International Monetary Fund; at times hoard everything from toilet tissue to Lamborghini's then sell them at much higher rates and are the brains behind a bunch of brutes called the Mafia. Peter Belaz , who does not consider himself racist said "I don't hate blacks or Catholics or homos because they don't bother me. But them Jews, their a sneaky bunch, steal the wallet out of your eyes from your head and you won't know until you try to tread a needle". Mr. Belaz , wild eyed and drooling then ran over to an ancient looking Orthodox man bent over at the lumbar spine and smacked the hat off his head. Belaz , in his early 20's, 6 foot 4 inches and 230 pounds then challenged ...