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Hanukka Party turns into Blood Bath in Monsey New York

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Sadly it is reported that several people celebrating a Hanukkah party New York were stabbed after some lunatic knife wielding stormed the party and began stabbing people. The attack occurred at the home of Rabbi Chaim Rottenberg in Monsey, New York which has a large population of ultra Orthodox Jews. Reports at this time are that 5 people were stabbed, two critically. The perpetrator escaped and is still at large. This follows closely on the heels of a deadly attack on Jews in Brooklyn, New York by two disciples of the Black Hebrew Israelites, who believe that they constitute true 12 tribes of Israel and were usurped by the Jews ( I remember them from working as a medic in Harlem. Nasty bunch of bastards) walked into a kosher deli and killed four Jewish people  with long armed rifles and pistols. The events horrify me not only as a human being but also as a New Yorker. Yes you expect these things to happen in such far flung places as Europe and the Middle East. But my God, N...

Why you should never forgive a woman for cheating.

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You and your girl are in a great relationship (or so you think). She is he love of your life. You world revolves around her. She's loyal, loving, even passionate. You got to church and light a whole line of candles to thank God for blessing you with such a divine human being. One day you find out something that tears your soul in two, sprinkle salt on the wounds while the Devil pissed on it: she cheated on you. Either you found something that led you to that conclusion or you saw it with your own eyes. Your devastated. You feel as if your life has ended. You curse God and the Devil at the same time.Your mind is running: Kill him Kill her Kill yourself Leave and gain a Tibetan Temple Or one of a million other things Finally you confront her. A million denials:"Honey your the only man in my life, I love you with all my heart, how can you even think of me that way, please, please!". A million and one defenses. On her knees swearing to God, Jesus and the Ame...

For You Fathers: There are no forevers, only moments

So many fathers grieve after their children grow or are gone that they didn't spend enough time with their children. But how many times were you with your child but weren't there? Standing next to your child as she ate an ice cream or frolicked a couple of feet away from you in a pool, but you weren't there. Your mind was a million miles away, thinking about work, or what you missed out in life(or so much more the case what you think you missed out in life). You sat there as if in a trance and one day you woke up and she was no longer there? It happened to me to my precious little girl. One day I woke up and she was gone. Sure my presence was with her during those times but not my full attention or my mind. How many times did she look up laughing to see me sitting there looking slightly away with a blank look on my face and not understanding. My God, My God. Please if You would only give me one, just one day back and I will never ask for another thing. This came to me rece...

United States: Help Make Iran Great Again

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The United States has been seeking regime change in Iran for 40 years. Their quest for nuclear weapons, their position near the Straight of Hormuz, which is of such strategic importance that its blockage would change the face of the world, its funding of a range of terrorist organizations including Hamas, the Mafia and the Bandidos of California, wreck havoc around the world. They are a rogue nation that is long overdue for extinction. The pretense currently that the protests are about gasoline is preposterous! The people of Iran are out there risking their lives, being tortured, killed by gunshot wounds to the back not for "petrol" but for the toppling of the Iranian regime which is brutal as it is anachronistic. They are fighting for democracy, and get this SECULARISM! What damn American would ever believe that? Well believe it. The most remarkable thing to me is not the bravery of the Iranian people but the complete ignorance of the incredible chance these protests ...

The Iranian Regime Has Come To Its End

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What started as a protest against increased petrol prices has spiraled into the greatest existential threat to the Iranian regime in 4 decades. Millions have taken to the streets demanding government change, the end to corruption,police and government brutality Woman, it has been noted have been a driving force in these protests. The government has responded with brutal force, shooting and killing unarmed civilians, injuring over 3,000. These are just weak estimates as the government has virtually turned off the country's Internet apparatus in an attempt to hide what many believe are even greater atrocities. It is feared that many of those arrested will be executed. But the actions of the regime has not served to cower the people but to enrage and embolden them even more. Many tweets I've read contained the cry "Why does the world not hear us?". The United States is practically oblivious to the existential threat to the Iranian regime which it has complained has...

Jerry Epstein's Suicide: A Conspiracy of Idiocy

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Epstein Americans are a bored lot. Well fed, well housed, warm in the winter and cool in the summer, and content to the point of paralyzing boredom will look to anything to plow some excitement into their buzzing brains. This Jerry Epstein supplied what they needed better than Viagra for what they lacked. Let's face it, the guy was a convicted sex offender before he was re-arrested in early 2019 for  sex trafficking including soliciting underage girls for naked back rubs and and other such niceties.The "gentleman" was placed in a cell awaiting trial. Now sure, he had parties some of which included an up coming president and a not so princely prince. Now, he apparently was under suicide watch after being found unconscious in his cell with injuries to his neck. Epstein believed they were caused by his cellmate, another pillar of virtue awaiting trial for 4 murders. Prison officials concluded he tried to hang himself and conclude...

Plastic surgeon wanted to kill family. How I remember Dr. Bonanno

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I haven't slept in two days agonizing over what happened to my former friend. I didn't want to write this post feeling I didn't want to seem to profit in any way off this tragedy. But I've been reading rubber stamp comments, jokes and other stuff about Dr.Bonnano so I thought maybe I could put the human behind the story in a bit of a more human nature. In 2001 I became a Physician Assistant at a prestigious NY hospital. My first job was working the surgery department. Big mistake! Surgeons as a group are some of the most narcissistic assholes on Earth (the men. The female surgeons were wonderful with great patience especially with a brand new PA). Every day was a terrifying experience. Not only did it suck working with these guys in the regular environment but being locked up for 4-8 hours in an operating room with one of these assholes was like an eternity in Hell, getting screamed at because I didn't know as much as he knew in his 20 years of practice, belitt...

Fascinating excerpt on the recently departed Jerry Epstein

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I Been reading the story of the escapedes of of this guy Jeffery Epstein published by vox.com  and I'm flabbergasted by what this guy got away with all these years. I'll paraphrase one part of it in satire because to literally explain it makes me hear voices and see things that are not there: In 2007 the FBI prepared a 53 page indictment for Epstien which could have put him away for life. Prosecuting the case would be Alexander Acosta the US Attorney for Miami at the time. One day Acosta and Epstein were using two adjoining stalls at the Federal Courthouse in Miami when Epstein reached over and grabbed Acosta testicals and whispered " Here's how it's gonna go". Squeezing harder he continued "life? Your mother will get life before I get life!!. What your going to do is give me max 13 years, I like that number, and not in some shithole prison either but that new wing of the county jail that overlooks the girls school across the street" he cont...

Chicago Problems: Shootings and Mayor Spacecadet

I mean maybe she was misinterpreted, was afraid of being in Chicago herself or mi!d!y intoxicated but to her it's not the gangsters shooting up Chicago, it's the nights of the week: Mayor Lori Lightfoot says the big problem is Saturday night into Sunday morning, when most of the weekend shooting victims are injured. Speaking on wgntv.com So I have an idea. Lets just get rid of the weekends Right see no weekends, no Saturday night especially and bingo! Shootings solved. I know sounds ridiculous but it's about the only damn thing coming out of there to solve this crisis. And don't think about the gangsters, really. They can all go into one big warehouse and shoot the Hell out of each other. Think about the great, great majority of those hard working parents trying everyday to make a living, bring up decent children while struggling to keep them alive. Try focusing on them. My God! Americans being shot like clay ducks in one of the largest city in the country.

Another weekend and DOZENS SHOT IN CHICAGO!

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Well looks like another one of those normal Chicago weekends with more bullets flying than there was in the Korean War. According to Breaking911.com 40 people were shot leaving 3 people dead in the city that has now made Al Capone a laughing stock of the local gangsters for his hesitancy to use violence back in the 1920's. This is every weekend that 20+ Americans are being shot in one our largest and most famous cities. And no one seems to give a damn except the majority of good people there who find ducking and running, many times with their children wrapped in their arms a daily occurrence. God's sake did the political apparatus in Chicago send out word " shoot anyone you want but not not us".? For God's sake politicians do something! The good people of Chicago should not have to lay under siege every damned night with overtime on the weekends! DO SOMETHING!

Jeffery Epstein: Wacking yourself in jail while poor is bad, but being a billionaire? Now that really sucks

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Jeffery Epstein, international financier and pimp to the mighty and wealthy hung himself in his cell yesterday morning. The thing is the guy was apparently under suicide watch until 11 days ago when he was unsuccessful in a suicide attempt then. Now the conspiracy stuff starts. He was supposed to be scheduled every 2 hours. That day thousands of really sensational accounts of his wrong doings that would make a dog gag were to be made public. Now would prison officials think " hey this jammin' stuff is coming out that's gonna make this guy look like the tutor of Marques De Sade. Let's give him an extra peak once in a while". Prison officials higher up are gonna have some exsplaing to do. Don't let them throw this on the rank and file officers who sometimes have 20-30 inmates under their care at one time.  Conspiracy? I think someone just plain old screwed up. BTW: Hanging yourself in jail when your poor is one thing, but being a billionaire! Guy must...

When I was 15 God gave me Rosa P

When I was 15 God gave me a girlfriend straight from heaven, her name was Rosa from the Bronx. She lived on Arthur Ave. She loved me with all her heart even at that tender heart I knew. But I was stupid, young, I did not appreciate her. One day she came and sat in front of my apartment building for five hours just to speak to me. I was too chicken to face her. She finally gave up and left. But I don't know why she always, even after 40 years and three marriages held that spot inside my heart. Oh so many times I thought I would bump into her in the street but 40 years later I've never seen her again. A week following the World Trade Center attacks I happened to bump into one of her friends who told me both her and Rosa watched me being interviewed on Ch 2 ( I was one of the responders). God only knows how proud I was at that moment. What is happening now is I'm going through one of the toughest times of my life. I'm unsure if I'm going to make it. But every time I ...

Pissclam scams the wrong old lady and lives to tell and eat

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One day a guy stops my grandmother in the street and asks her if she wants to buy a brand new color television. 25 inch, and  with a remote for pennies, $150.My grandmother tells the guy to carry it over her house and she'll give him the money. He carries it up, puts it in the living room. My grandmother gets her purse and gives the guy the money. She turns for 1 second and the guy's gone. I'm 15, my brother his 14. We live upstairs.She calls us to help her get the TV out of the box (This was the 70's). We open up the the box and what do we find" Bricks! About 10 of them. He scammed her good. I get on the phone and call my uncle Gino (her son) "Hey uncle Gino, some bastard scammed grandma. He told her it was a new TV and it's a pile of bricks" "I'll be right there" He had to see it for himself I guess He's there in 5 minutes. He looks at in the box, he picks up a brick and looks at it then silently walks over the phone. Now ...

The Night Buckwheet Visited Little Italy

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One summer night, hot as Hell. Everybody is out. Around Crotona Ave comes Joey Scales. Everybody stops and turns turns. Why? He's holding an old black man with huge buck teeth under the arm They get close to a bunch of guys and Joe yells out " Youse are not gonna believe who this?". Everyone looks at Joey then they look at the old buck toothed black man and they shrug their shoulder. "It's Buckwheath from the Little Rascals!" he yells. A roar goes up and soon the Buckwheet's shaking a hundred hands, Polaroid's are snapping, guys who never got within ten feet of a black man before are slapping him on the back. The guy is loving it! In to the cafe. Guys are fighting with each other to by a him a drink. Twenty minutes the guys half stewed. To the next social club he goes. Again the drinks flow like water. There's a dice game going in the back. He's invited and given a line of credit. Plates of sausages, mozzarella, peppers, olives and m...

A medic story: A child's amputated hand and an Ahole doctor

Max and I were working 18 Boy one night when we received a report of a "severe laceration on st. Nicholas and 155 street. So we fly over there. We pull up and there's about 30 people screaming from a window on the third floor. We grab our trauma bag and as soon as we enter the building we hear people screaming and crying. We rush up and are ushered into an apartment. Max is in front of me and I'm behind. As I walked in a guy grabs me and pulls me over to the refrigerator and opens the door. Looking in I saw something that, even with my experience made me a little woozie: it was the hand of a child, palm down amputated at the wrist:

"She stopped an did something incredible:Losing My Virgnity

I was a 17 year old virgin painfully trying to become an ex-virgin. But older women didn't find me worthy enough and those my age seemed to still be smarting from the Catholic education beaten into them (I lived in a small Italian neighborhood in the Bronx where you had two choices- one public school where all you learned was street fighting, or a Chatholic  school. Most of the boys went to public school and of course most of the girls to Catholic school where the primary goal was to teach the girls to keep their legs glued closed and wait for  the second coming. The thought of a prostitute was out of the question, especially for the first time. It would confirm the idea I had that I was untouchable. So I stuck with option most boys have at time. I always made sure the bathroom door was always locked when I was in there (a lesson for all those in a similar situation). One night my Uncle Gino called me (I always called him Uncle Gino out of respect.One day we were sitting with...

Happy Black History To My Extended Family in Harlem

Just wishing all my old EMT/Paramedic family a happy, proud Black History Month. We had so many good times and although I left in 2001 I still miss all of you and remind you all of how proud I was and will always be to have been a member of your family

Iran Bans Walking of Dogs. Woman's Groups Quietly Outraged

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Women's groups and others in Iran were outraged but understandably quiet yesterday when Iranian officials incredibly banned dog walking. A woman who would only identify  herself as Palooska , an Iranian mother of 4 children appeared to be steaming but told a reporter quietly " This damn Bur qua was bad enough but now I can't go out even in a blind fold!". While many woman were outraged many Iranian men our reporters met with sympathized with the new law and were glad to see it passed. "It is bad enough to see her in all her ungodly awfulness at home where it screws my face up so much that when I walk down the street other men see my look of shame immediately know I'm walking a dog!" In Tehran Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler Ayatollah Ruholla Khomeini sternly told a crowd standing around but without languid posture "It is the word of Allah that dogs stay off the street and not defile His home". Later on Khomeini was overheard saying ...

Cheating on me... something unexpected might occur. Like Joy.

Cheating on your spouse is a perilous thing to do. He might get mad, angry, pissed off, or as in my case, especially when when she stays out all night, pleasantly surprised how nice, peaceful and calm the night really is.Thanks babes. Hey I just remembered. It's Saturday. You think you could be kind enough to give us another day and night of such bliss?. Funny, I always thought I would go nuts not having you here. Guess ii was the ADHD where I get everything backwards. It's you BEING here that drives me nuts. PS: Thanks again for a break from your imbecility pulling for two in a row!!! PSS: Please shower before you come home and touch my kids. These immigrants sometimes carry weird shit on their bodies

"You wanna be a Mafia Boss?"

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Like I said in past posts my uncle was one of the coolest guy's around. At 15 I was smoking in front of him, By 16 I was hanging with him in some of the best clubs in NYC. Many times a bouncer would come up to me and order my 16 year old ass out and every time someone would say " that's Gino's kid". It was weird to hear apologies from these monsters  ya know being 16 and all. But mostly we hung out as his apartment while his wife and kids slept. We'd be feeling good, a bit drunk, a little high and we'd bullshit all night. He was always strict about the Rules: " Hey you break the rules, it won't be some stranger but your best friend that will pull that trigger". Most times it was mostly bullshitting. But out of the blue he'd would think for a moment and come up with the craziest shit in the world.

An Accidental Discharge. Laughably It Gets Worse

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I'm hanging out at my Uncle Gino's house, doing nothing much just bullshitting. He tells me "I'm going to go put this away". It's a beautiful 45 caliber handgun. "OK" I say and sit back. About 10 second later a hear a loud "Boom" come from the bedroom. I jump up and hear my uncle say, in a low but hurried voice to my Aunt Barbara who's also in the bedroom ' blast the fucking television". She readily complies. Next moment, full blast I hear a woman, I could tell immediately it was coming from the television. "Lower that! Lower that! What the fuck is wrong with you?!" My aunt yelled back "you told me to turn it up full blast". LOL. Apparently my uncle emptied the the gun of the clip. He would always empty the chamber and as an added precaution would point the gun into the mattress. Problem this time was he skipped step 2, emptying the chamber. That's  causing the discharge. About 2 minutes later he...

4 Guns and Uncle Gino Parts The Crowd Like The Red Sea

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One night I'm hanging out in this club, after hours joint. Wasn't one of my native joints. Crowd of wanna be wiseguys with an actual wise guy mixed in here and there. Having a cool time. Comes about 4:30 am, got a few drinks in me ( feeling good amount, not stumbling drunk). I turn at the bar and accidentally knock a drink over. The guy who was the owner of the drink, a guy we called "Ghost" takes umbrage at me spilling his drink. He pushes me, I push him back but level heads step in and it's stopped before anything serious starts. I walk away, again apologize and go over to the other end of the bar and order a drink. I kept up my awareness because these weren't the most evolved group of people you'd usually find yourself hanging out with. As I'm sipping my drink I'm looking away from Ghost but not really looking away. I see him whisper into one guys ear, than another, then two more. All now are giving me glances that are not designed for b...

A Wiseguy's Son Finds He's Not That Wise...Or Tough

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Man, it was about 35 years ago. I'm 17 and hanging out in a place called Country Club in the Bronx. Up pulls a car I recognize as my friend Marco's car. He pulls up to me drivers side, rolls down the window and says to me "Rocco, do you have an uncle named Gino?" I can't speak, I'm paralyzed because I know whatever he was about to tell me was not going to be good. I nod yes and he tells me "He just beat the shit out of Tommy Jojo's son over at the gym".

Syrian Uses WRONG Camera for Selfie

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There are stupid terrorists (smart terrorists would be an oxymoron with the emphasis on moron) and there are really stupid suicide bombers. Take the following: A group  of Syrian fighters sit on a couch loading their weapons, talking politics, the woman across form them, one lifts his leg to pass some gas. Far to the left there a man sitting apparently with nothing to do. Suddenly he gets a bright idea "I'm going to take a selfie of me and the group". Little does he know and to his friends deadly astonishment the phone is actually a rigged as  an explosive! You can guess what happen next. Follow the link you'll see the photo of the man on the left side of the couch. It even gets better. If you want to see the video in its glorious entirety wait until the film loads on the bottom right. I can't be sure but I thought I heard someone yell "Allah he fucked-up.

Cuddle a Terrorist. And Watch Your Ass He Doesn't Go Postal!

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Add Hindustantime.com Lewis Ludow of Kent UK, an ex- Royal Postal worker planned to "Go Postal" and kill up to 100 people while undergoing a de-radicalization program. The ISIS supporter and sympathizer was admitted to the program after numerous other incidents where he showed sympathy and attempted to aid terrorist organizations. In fact, on his way to meet with his prevention officer ( in the US prevention officers are known as prison guards) he found he was running ahead of time and decided to scout out a few places to hit including Oxford Street, a very crowded area that's daily filled with those damned happy infidels that most get under the skin of ISIS. Mr. Ludlow, known to himself as The Wolf ( apparently one without a den as he looks homeless) expressed his hate for the UK and it's people. He'll soon appear before a judge and be sent somewhere where they have REAL preventative officers. BTW: The "Going Postal" is an American expressio...

NYC: You want snow? It ain't coming this weekend

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I guess most of my fellow New Yorkers are keeping an eye out for the upcoming snowstorm. Forget it. It you have a soft spot for rain storms then enjoy. Warm air will surge in from the south and spoil all you snow lovers day. Sorry

An American's Bus Ride In Israel And A Lesson He'll Never Forget

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In 2008 I was part of a Master degree class in Emergency and Disaster Management in NYC. Part of the curriculum was a month long trip to Israel to learn how the Israeli's practice the craft. Part of the curriculum included being bussed around Israel visiting trauma hospitals, being lectured by high ranking military officials on their experiences and what they learned through decades of brutal acts of sudden terror attacks, bombings and how the Israeli people always kept vigilant of what was going on in their surroundings. They did not look overly concerned or scared. So for us it was more an exercise in abstraction, for me and the rest of my classmates. That is until one day I was riding on the bus.

Israel's Unique way of spoiling paradise for martyrs

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www.haaretz.com/israel-news Imagine your a supposedly successful suicide bomber in Israel. "Ah, my contribution to the destruction against those damned Jews is done" you shout in glee.And there before you are your beautiful 72 virgins, all ready and willing to grant you anything your evil heart desires. You choose one and approach her. She begins to disrobe. You reach out to touch her! All of a sudden someone taps you on the back. You turn and to your horror and see that it is Satan himself in all his malevolent glory with a big smile on his face. "Before you start to enjoy yourself look up, there's something I want you to see" states The Prince of Darkness with a booming laugh". With a sickly feeling of terror (no pun intended)  you look up what do you see? Your family, father, mother, siblings, pet hamster all being dragged from their home. screaming, fighting, pleading but to no avail. Next you hear a rumble and over the hill comes a bulldozer.With...

Alexandria's Ocasio-Cortez's 15 minutes of Fame running out

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The attached article suggests liberal Darling Ocasio Quickly Heading towards Obscurity. It would appear that having a loud mouth, less political knowledge than Daffy Duck and a personality so annoying even Nancy Pelosi would blush turns people off quickly. Again the following article contains graphs revealing the amount of media attention she has received since she first exploded on the scene, The media's desire to have her on is now so low she is going to have to think of buying airtime to get her face on TV. Surprising and laughable as Hell, the media outlet that has given her the most airtime is...Fox News, lmao. My take on it is that most people don't mind liars, nitwits, even murderers but when you annoy people, as we say in the Bronx: Fuggetaboutit!

NO CRISIS AT THE BORDER? Read the damned article linked!

So Democrats, Liberals aka, imbeciles say there is no crisis at our Southern Border. Maybe their quest for confirmation bias caused them to miss this damning article Give us your tired, your Hungry, your Terrorists OTM is an acronym for illegal aliens who are ‘Other Than Mexican’ — SIA stands for ‘Special Interest Aliens’ from 34 nations like Iraq, Iran, Libya, Syria, Afghanistan, Sudan, Somalia, Pakistan, and Yemen. https://www.centerforsecuritypolicy.org/2019/01/07/the-terror-threat-on-the-southern-border/

Pelosi and Schumer come face to face with a wall called Trump

Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer must be home downing Imodium like M&M's right now. They thought they were walking into that office with their 300 years combined in politics (aka thievery) and were going to make Trump look like shit. Imagine the tightness they felt down there when Trump dismissed them like two reporters from some rural Iowa newspaper? You saw their little speech where they calmly went over the meeting with Schumer saying " Well he had a temper tantrum". Imagine them back in the car alone, no reporters around. Pelosi: "Who the f--k does that son-of-a-bitch think he's talking to? I've been around since the light bulb. I know more about politics in my little finger than Trump will ever know" Schumer: "I hear you Nancy. If he didn't have all those Secret service men around him... Pelosi: "Shut up ya limp dicked prick" Schumer: "Now Nancy dear that's no way to talk... Pelosi; "Driver! Sto...

Police: "All evidence points to Satan in homicide spike"

Alabama Police: Be On The Lookout For Satan (all points bulletin) for a suspect they believe is responsible for an uptick in homicides so far this year. The suspect is described as between 8-10 feet tall with fiery red eyes, enormous strength and the ability to appear and disappear at will. They believe the suspect was lured to the town after church leaders noticed drops in church attendance and especially donations. Opps police have been further armed with sub machine guns, garlic and crucifixes to where over their uniforms. One officer who who spoke to this reporter on condition of confidentiality said "give me a flame thrower, a truck of garlic and six priests from the Vatican I'm running like Hell if I see this guy". More to follow

The Bird Box Challenge?

Now I've heard of the Ice Bucket Challenge, The Hot Pepper Challenge, even The Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge but never before have I heard of or been more excited than the Bird Cage Challenge! The Bird Box Challenge was inspired by the Sandra Bullock movie Bird Box. The challenge is thus: An imbecile puts on a blindfold gets behind the wheel of a car and guess what? Drives! And the results? Well just ask police in Utah where one such imbecile, after drinking a case of Mounting Dew and swallowing two bags of Pop Rocks got behind the wheel of a car and, predictably got into what else but a car accident. Now there are two things about this story that have me shaking my head. 1. We already spoke about about above 2. Scroll to the bottom of the link. Americans are really starting to scar me 3. American IQ reaching new heights Americans ane really starting to scare me

My nich is: I have no niche

Most information I read about dragging traffic to your blog is to have a niche! Yes, yes, a niche! 38 trillion brian cells and I'm going to focus them all on something like "Book that Mark Twin Thought Sucked" or "The Pleasures of needle point by candlelight". I'm sorry I like to. Our minds are these incredible instruments and to force them to focus on some inane niche to drive traffic to my blog, well then I think I'd rather place my mind under the wheel of a truck! So when reading this blog expect anything, anything that comes to mind (mine that is). Thank you and have a wonderful day

Breaking News Update: National Parks: Strange Disappearances Especially Children That Vanish Into Thin Air

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This is a post I had written several weeks ago. Well Breaking News: CNN reporting that a child has been found after being lost in the woods for 3 days. Incredibly the child told authorities A BEAR! kept him company the entire time! Since the inception of the National Park System was established more than 140 years ago our parks have grown from 1 to 450. They represent millions of square mile of scenic beauty, quiet, and escape into solitude. You can also swim, hike and disappear. Disappear? That's right, disappear into thin air. Not only adults but especially little children many of whom all it takes is a parent to bend and tie their shoe, look up and the child is gone. Not just gone but disappeared. Calling the child's name frantically, running in circles, screaming, nothing works. I means how far can a 3 year old child go so quickly? How about if I were to tell you 5 miles away, up a shear cliff, dead and stuffed in a tree? Or there you are walking down a clear path on...

Ana Navarro Cited By LAPD

This just in: Sources state that Ana Navarro was today cited by CHP for stopping her car in the middle of a California freeway to clear some toe-jam that developed between the 3rd and 4th toes of her left foot, backing up traffic for miles. It took sanitation workers 2 hours to clean the road of the vomit of those stuck behind her. Ms. Navarro has been the talk of the town since appearing on CNN and showing off her knowledge of politics by giving a lesson in manicure. According to one of the officers on the scene, a blind homeless man passing Ms. Navarro was overheard saying " Damn! There ain't enough alcohol in the world!" When asked for a comment by this reporter she responded by throwing up the middle finger and responding in a loud voice "Give this to your mutha!" https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/01/10/trump-border-wall-navarro-cortes-nail-file-cpt-sot-vpx.cnn

Trump Elected With Help From Pelosi and Schumer

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Although it is obvious that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and others seethe at the very idea that Donald Trump is President of The United States but what they don't get is that they are some of the main forces behind Trumps victory! The American people got tired of the herd of political hypocrites, liars, thieves and just plain bums that were running our government. Americans got tired of all the indecent sobs that claimed empathy with the "people", like Nancy Pelosi who's $140,000 salary has miraculously mushroomed into a $200,000,000 fortune. Schumer, who spoils every Sunday morning with some inane announcement of outrage regarding, who knows, the ice at Rockefeller Center is really is 32.1 degrees instead of 32 degrees and vows to use every thing in his power to see that the perpetrators are brought to justice. Americans have been getting sicker and sicker of the fact that their government was not for the people but for themselves. What American felt any, a...