Iran Bans Walking of Dogs. Woman's Groups Quietly Outraged

Women's groups and others in Iran were outraged but understandably quiet yesterday when Iranian officials incredibly banned dog walking.
A woman who would only identify herself as Palooska, an Iranian mother of 4 children appeared to be steaming but told a reporter quietly " This damn Bur qua was bad enough but now I can't go out even in a blind fold!". While many woman were outraged many Iranian men our reporters met with sympathized with the new law and were glad to see it passed. "It is bad enough to see her in all her ungodly awfulness at home where it screws my face up so much that when I walk down the street other men see my look of shame immediately know I'm walking a dog!" In Tehran Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler Ayatollah Ruholla Khomeini sternly told a crowd standing around but without languid posture "It is the word of Allah that dogs stay off the street and not defile His home".
Later on Khomeini was overheard saying "Why do you think I look so grave all the time? I have 4 dogs at home. Wife and 3 daughters"