Syrian Uses WRONG Camera for Selfie

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There are stupid terrorists (smart terrorists would be an oxymoron with the emphasis on moron) and there are really stupid suicide bombers. Take the following: A group of Syrian fighters sit on a couch loading their weapons, talking politics, the woman across form them, one lifts his leg to pass some gas. Far to the left there a man sitting apparently with nothing to do. Suddenly he gets a bright idea "I'm going to take a selfie of me and the group". Little does he know and to his friends deadly astonishment the phone is actually a rigged as  an explosive! You can guess what happen next. Follow the link you'll see the photo of the man on the left side of the couch. It even gets better. If you want to see the video in its glorious entirety wait until the film loads on the bottom right. I can't be sure but I thought I heard someone yell "Allah he fucked-up.




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