"I am Jesus Christ. You are A F---ing Imbecile"
] was working on NYC EMS 18 Young one night. We get a call for an EDP, ( Emotionally Disturbed Person), non-violent. We get there and there's a white male long hair and beard about 30 who flags us down. I down the window. " Can I help you, Sir?" I ask "Yes, I'm hearing voices" nice and calm I get out of the ambulance, help him up, sit him on the bench and seat belt him in " Sir. I need to get some information. What is your name?" " Jesus Christ" " OK. And your birthday?" with a half a grin on my face " October 22, 1979" I exclaim " Wait! Jesus was born on December 25" He slowly and calmly turns to me and says " Your a real fucking imbecile"