Thoughts Out Of Season

Hurricane Michael, nicknamed " the wacky to track" appears to be thumbing it's nose at Florida ND riding just off the coast enrolment a very serious date with Georgia  and S.Carolina. stirring the pot even more is that Michael has hitched a ride onto the jet stream a borrow body of very warm water that circles the globe displacing heat from hot to cooler regions. ND we all know how much tropical systems love warm water. Expect Michael to ride ride up into Georgia ( where the last serious downpour occurred when Charley Mae's horse climbed the barn and relieved himself on Charley Mae) and S. Carolina where enough rain (1 foot plus) will fall to scrub, dry and wash half the population. BTW if you do drive through a flooded roadway remember that only 6 inches of water can push a car off its foundation and you'll end up playing gin rummy with Big Pussy who also sleeps with the fishes Beth, somebody busted my chops for putting out "unsolicited confusing in...

It is onvious the so called weather experts are as blind as a man who entrusts the care of his beautiful girlfriend in the hands of his horny bet friend. Satellite images are showing Hurricane Matthew closing in on Florida. It looks as if it is headed right for Miami with time running out for any type of drastic turn. Approximately 8 million people went to sleep last might assurred by the popular sitcom The Weather Chanel that they were in the clear of any direct hit. Shit will hit the fan later when a catagory four storm with 140 mph sustained winds with gusts to 190 mph come knocking on their doors saying " hey assholes qhats for lunch". A nad situation excaceebated by weather authorities working along with Miami to save the tourist from leaving ny littering the streets with bodies. What will be their excuse? "Um, we didnt know" and all will get off scott free. Such is the state of hurricane pre paredness today. Follow the link see how far and what the direction ...

Those of you in Florida should pay close attention to local media regarding Hurricane Matthew. It is becoming likely that a landfall of the storm may occur in Florida as a cat 4 storm with winds close to 150 mph. And if Matthew's forward speed increases from its current 8mph you may have less time to react nd get ready. At this time I would suggest at the least to make sure your car/s are filled with gas and you have at least some extra cash with you. Hey, if nothing happens you can always use the gas and yo could deposit the cash back into your account. Good luck.

Hurricane Matthew, a strong cat 4 Hurricane is poised to strike the East Coast of the US around North Carolina then ride the coast all the way to Maine producing significant storm surges the whole way. But of course it has to be finished decimating the snake bitten nation of Haiti with very strong winds and, much more importantly over 3 feet of rain which will lead to monstrous mudslides and incredible flooding putting tens of thousands of lives at risk. Stay tuned for more.

In my 53 years I have eaten in many resturants and have had a number of not so great experienxes but last night's experience went so far above the pale that that it left me on the edge  of thinking I was singled out for either a grand prank or a conspiracy to harm me my wife and three children. I placed an order and went to pick it up. When I returned home my wife and I found: A loaf of bread with a bite already taken out of it A half eaten chocolate desert A "sirloin steak" which on inspection turned out to be a regular hamburger A strawberry desert. Now this at first appeared fine so I gave a spoonful of it to my 3year old who immediately began to gag and spit it out. I tasted it and was almost overwhelmed by the alcohol content contained within. I packed up all the food and went back. The manager listen to my first sentence about the desert and appeared to inadvertantly blurtex out "our strawberries had formented".  She then offered to replace th...

Come on people of the World tell us the the truth your laughing a the entire United States. Presidential election coming up and what do we have to offer? A man who thinks New Mexico should be fenced off from the rest of the state's because [sic] "That's where all the new Mexicans come from, a party that is pro- life up until the child is born then don't care if he's starved, schooled or educated. On the other side we have a woman, a strong defender of women's rights who has taken millions from governments where she is whipped if she looks down on herself while showering. She has lied so many times Lucifer is worried to eternal life that she will pass him. These here the two people running for the highest office in the land. People here are so ashamed that pedestrian accidents have become epidemic because most people are to dejected to raise their heads when crossing the street, Macy's is having a win or lose sale and most of our military is considering mo...

Doctors have noted a disturbing trend since Hillary Clinton became Democrat cnn date for president. The number of people showing up for a cute tinnitus (ringing in the ears) has almost quadrupled over the past several months. Questioned on when this tintitis started  over 99% of patients state the symptoms occurred following  a Hillary speech that sounded " like when nails are scratched against a blacked board amplified 1000 times" state one resondant.  One responded "it was like a cat trying to mate with another cat afflicted with rabies, them damned screaming started when she we'd on until she left". Doctors at first tried to explain to the patients to ensure they keep their televisions the minimum levels when Hillary Clinton spoke on TV but all the compliant could system back was " What! What did you say? Doctors  leading doctors to give the paints written instruction. Lloyd were realeased except one. He had a felony war rent for exposing himself to to t...