Thoughts Out Of Season

In my 53 years I have eaten in many resturants and have had a number of not so great experienxes but last night's experience went so far above the pale that that it left me on the edge  of thinking I was singled out for either a grand prank or a conspiracy to harm me my wife and three children. I placed an order and went to pick it up. When I returned home my wife and I found: A loaf of bread with a bite already taken out of it A half eaten chocolate desert A "sirloin steak" which on inspection turned out to be a regular hamburger A strawberry desert. Now this at first appeared fine so I gave a spoonful of it to my 3year old who immediately began to gag and spit it out. I tasted it and was almost overwhelmed by the alcohol content contained within. I packed up all the food and went back. The manager listen to my first sentence about the desert and appeared to inadvertantly blurtex out "our strawberries had formented".  She then offered to replace th...

Come on people of the World tell us the the truth your laughing a the entire United States. Presidential election coming up and what do we have to offer? A man who thinks New Mexico should be fenced off from the rest of the state's because [sic] "That's where all the new Mexicans come from, a party that is pro- life up until the child is born then don't care if he's starved, schooled or educated. On the other side we have a woman, a strong defender of women's rights who has taken millions from governments where she is whipped if she looks down on herself while showering. She has lied so many times Lucifer is worried to eternal life that she will pass him. These here the two people running for the highest office in the land. People here are so ashamed that pedestrian accidents have become epidemic because most people are to dejected to raise their heads when crossing the street, Macy's is having a win or lose sale and most of our military is considering mo...

Doctors have noted a disturbing trend since Hillary Clinton became Democrat cnn date for president. The number of people showing up for a cute tinnitus (ringing in the ears) has almost quadrupled over the past several months. Questioned on when this tintitis started  over 99% of patients state the symptoms occurred following  a Hillary speech that sounded " like when nails are scratched against a blacked board amplified 1000 times" state one resondant.  One responded "it was like a cat trying to mate with another cat afflicted with rabies, them damned screaming started when she we'd on until she left". Doctors at first tried to explain to the patients to ensure they keep their televisions the minimum levels when Hillary Clinton spoke on TV but all the compliant could system back was " What! What did you say? Doctors  leading doctors to give the paints written instruction. Lloyd were realeased except one. He had a felony war rent for exposing himself to to t...

My life is one with so many twist and turns, deprivations; filled with anxiety; a life where just making it to sundown with a little food in the house and the ability to flip a light switch and watch the bulb light up are enough to leave a sense of relief. I: Work as a hack for a bunch of crooks who praise God in the morning, fornicate with Harlot in the afternoon and play poker with the Devil at night. Through their smiles and slaps on the back they treat me like a mutt with mange, and rob me too! I have an ex who gets enough money a week to fund an Hammas jihad, a woman who I can readily foresee squatting over my grave and relieving herself on my coffin while the 4-5 other mourners watch. My family and friends think I'm a drug addict because of my past requests for a few dollars to help me feed my kids.Drug addict? LMFAO! I wish I was a drug addict so some of this ever present pain and ill feelings might be soothed at times with a nice case of delirium. I have 4 kids who will p...

PM of Turkey has returned to Turkey as a possible sin coup has failed. Reports now coming in that an explosion has occurred where Endrogen's plane was landing

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