Thoughts Out Of Season

Ladies and Gentlemen, please take a moment,sit back and think about something. How many other candidates for president would have survived such vicious, constant attacks against him such as Donald Trump has had to endure since declaring his bid for the presidency? How many other contenders would still be leading by far in the polls by this time? Not many.  Probably not a one. Now let me ask you: Is it due to Trump's charisma? His tenacity, courage in standing up against his detractors? His views on affairs? Partly. But the number one reason Trump is not only still in the race but leaving all the others in the dust is YOU!!!!! YOU HAVE STOOD BY YOUR CANDIDATE AND HAVE REFUSED TO BE SWAYED BY AN ENDLESS BUNCH OF BUNCO ARTISTS WHO WOULD HAVE LOVED TO BRING TRUMP DOWN BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FIT THE MOLD OF THE AVERAGE POLITICAL BS ARTISTS. IT IS YOU, THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE FINALLY AWAKENED TO YOUR POWER AS THE DRIVING FORCE IN POLITICS! PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT! TELL IT TO Y...

There has been a mass shooting at some type of non-profit agency in Sanbernadino. At least 20 have been shot, unknown if any deaths at this time. Reports of 1-3 shooters. Police bomb team reportedly defusing a device at this time

Kayne West was madder than an alcoholic without a can opener recently. It seems that Kayne dropped over unexpectedly at the Kardasian house and was met at the door by Bruce Jenner. Now Bruce, who had only met Kayne once and didn't recognize him welcomed him in the home and said something like "just the furniture needs a little polishing and the rugs need to be vacuumed. Kayne, not thinking anything of it grabbed a rag and started on the furniture. It took about ten seconds to realize what was going on. According to sources who would not reveal their names out of fears they'd be fired, Kayne turned around angrily and said "Hey you!Yeah you, ya plastic-faced looking motherf---er,I aint come here to dust no fu--in furniture!". With that Jenner threw his hands up in the air and said "Oh my God it's a robbery! Everyone cooperate! Give the man what he wants and he'll leave us alone!" Kanye West, shaking his head in disbelieve shot back at Jenner, ...

Rumors are swirling in Hades that President Obama invited the Dark One himself to a midnight breakfast at the White House just prior to the announcement of his deal with Iran. Unnamed sources state a visitor arrived one night several months ago at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. He was described as approximately 7.5 feet tall with fiery eyes and a blood-red skin complexion. He and Obama spoke for approximately 3 hours before the towering visitor asked to use the bathroom. Shortly after staff heard a loud "pop" and began to smell sulfa. Upon breaking down the door they found the bathroom empty except for a copy of Machiavelli's "The Prince" written in crayon.

Imagine, refugees leaving a Muslim country to try their luck in a land so broke that its people thank God oxygen is free? T urkish police today rounded up hundreds of Syrian and other refugees as they tried to embark on a journey to Greece. I found this incredible at first but after thinking about it a while I'm starting to understand it. These refugees are not leaving their native Muslim countries because of war and strife. They are leaving because, to tell it bluntly not even Muslims want to live in Muslim countries. Why else would these people want to leave Turkey for a country that their patron saint, Angela Merkel left so poverty stricken that its people consider an invasion of locusts a boom for the country's food supply? All I can say is this whole Middle East thing gets more complicated by the day and there appears no end in site.

A Deming, New Mexico was put through a 14 hour rectal exam by police after he was pulled over for going through a stop sign. Police on the scene became suspicious when a drug sniffing dog seemed to indicate that there was drug residue on the seat where the driver had shortly before been seated. Police at that time also seemed to notice that the driver was "holding his butt checks squeezed together". That was all the evidence  police needed. The driver was taken to a local hospital where they demanded of the medical staff that they perform a digital inspection of the driver's rectum. The doctor in charge, described by one of the officers as "a pinko, commie tree hugger, Obama lover" refused to go along with the officers on the absurd grounds that such an exam would be "unethical". Rather than shoot the doctor dead for his seemingly hostile answer to their request, police than transported the man to another hospital where staff was more accommodating t...

                                                    Cook County's sheriff's office Gang banger Corey Morgan was arrested for the execution-style murder of Tyshawn Lee, a 9 year old boy who had been lured into an alley and shot point-blank in the head and back . It seems Morgan was trying to send a message to one of the boy's relatives, himself a gang member.  Activists were quick to respond ".........". Well to tell the truth there were not many activists to be found except the poor kid's mother and some City officials. What the f--k does that tell you?!